Pose them and...

"Excuse me, Squidward here."  I must say, "I'm not really into being groped by you."  "I would prefer to be left out of this poor excuse for some exercise at my expense."  "I think the whole idea of you bending me in different positions is stupid!!"  "You should spend your money more wisely, like clarinet lessons and another thing...

"Okay, Squidward don't have a jellyfish!"

They measure approx. 4.5" in height . 

Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick is only $4.95 each