Bitchy Bear

Bitchy Bear may look harmless, but believe me she's not and today is not her best day. In fact, she never has anything nice to say to anyone. Some choice samples of her musings:

"My dog's got a bigger dick than that!"

"Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow."

"I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it."
 

Bitchy Bear measures 15 inches tall and says over 20 different phrases.

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Bad Ass Bear

This new bear on the block is getting sick of your attitude and replacing it with his own. He's taking over in a big way. WIthin a day or two, he may even become the man of the house. His potshots can be quite offensive. Some examples:

"I'm not real good with names. Mind if I call you s%$thead?"

"Your mouth's writing checks your ass can't cash."

"I woke up this morning broke, sticky and confused."

Bad Ass Bear measures 15 inches tall and says over 20 different phrases.

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